Month: August 2016
Give us your keys
“OMG, GOP, you’re drunk, go home! No wait, give me your keys, we’re
getting you a fucking cab. Yeah…be as mad at me as you want, shut up
and give me your fucking keys…I mean, seriously…you can’t even
fucking stand. We’ll get it to you tomorrow. Okay, yeah…I’m an evil
fucking liar and a cunt, give me your keys and get in the fucking cab.